The Perfect Imperfectionist

The Perfect Imperfectionist Hey there, my fellow Tumblians! Most of what I post is bullshit, mostly funny or just plain wrong. Some of it is morbid, some of it is perverted, some of it is band-related, some of it is art-related, and then some of it is just nerdy. I repost a lot of The L Word and Final Fantasy. I know, weird combo. Rarely if ever do I post personal stuff, but it happens. I'm usually always reblogging other people's crap, which sometimes actually becomes personal.

So if you want a bunch of randomness on your dash, from things that'll make you shit your pants to things that'll make you wanna masturbate to things that'll make you wanna cry, I would follow me. If you get offended easily, I would hit the back button :p

But… Ritalin has the total opposite effect of caffeine… same with ADDERALL (not Adderol) and coke…
Whoever wrote this is fucking retarded. And I know too much about drugs. *cough*

Reblogged from fistfulofchangebutnosense

But… Ritalin has the total opposite effect of caffeine… same with ADDERALL (not Adderol) and coke…

Whoever wrote this is fucking retarded. And I know too much about drugs. *cough*

Me 5 minutes ago.

Reblogged from laughcentre

  • Me: What is this "ALT + reblog button" nonsense?
  • Me: Oh. My. God. This is amazing.

"lez lez lez lez"

Asked by Anonymous

"ur a lezbian stop kidding urself"

Asked by Anonymous

LOL. Anon’s on a roll tonight!

I only really come on here to read other people’s shit now, but seeing how I’m not the only one getting such bullshit, I just had to share this :p

Well that hurt.

I guess if I was a different person with a different past it wouldn’t affect me so much.

Ah well.

Eh.

Metatarsals are fractured. All five of them.

I’ve been all drugged up and bleh…

I can’t walk for a month (at least, hopefully not more), and walking is my main natural anti-depressants.

I’m gonna wind up doubling up on Celexa the next few days, which is okay.

You know, guys, I transferred to a different college, thinking this would be a much better year. But all my classes are on the complete opposite side of my dorm. As far as you can imagine on the other side of campus.

I can’t walk on crutches the entire way. Even using them to walk to the bathroom hurts my hands and wrists. Fucking Lyme’s and Lupus and whatever the fuck else could be wrong with me.

Maybe God just wants me to drop out of college O_o

Motrin to the rescue! Not really. 800 mg isn’t helping my swelling at all -___- but it’s making me sleep, so I guess that’s okay.

I might go suicidal this month. LOL THIS IS AWESOME.

LOL, all my friends unknowingly reblog my show, and I love it XD See that pointed jiggly thing on the “dude”? Yeah, that’s a tit. A small tit but still a tit.
Who said lesbians can’t fuck?! Mhm!
It’s so sad that I always know when a gif is from The L Word. I have a problem.

Reblogged from rei66

LOL, all my friends unknowingly reblog my show, and I love it XD See that pointed jiggly thing on the “dude”? Yeah, that’s a tit. A small tit but still a tit.

Who said lesbians can’t fuck?! Mhm!

It’s so sad that I always know when a gif is from The L Word. I have a problem.

One of those bold this if it’s true, italicize that if it’s kinda true, blah blah blah…

I was born in…

1985
1986
1987
1988
1989
1990
1991
1992
1993
Later

I am…
Under 5ft
5ft - 5ft 3
5ft 3 – 5ft 5
5ft 6 – 5ft 8
5ft 9 – 5 ft 11
Taller than 6ft

My body type is…
Petite
Slim/skinny
Athletic
Average
Curvaceous
Full
Big & Beautiful

My eye color is…
Blue
Green
Gray
Hazel
Brown

My hair is…
Blonde
Dark Blonde
Strawberry Blonde
Ginger/red [deep red]
Brown
Dark brown [I have all three because I dyed it last year, and now my head’s in technicolor]
Black
Color not mentioned
High-lighted
Dyed
Natural [sort of ><]
Wavy
Curly
Straight
Short
Medium length
Long

I would consider myself…
Shy
Outgoing [depends]
Sociable
Anti-social
Sensitive [I would say emotional instead of sensitive… I feel for people, but I don’t get upset easily]
Insensitive
Bitchy
Kind
Friendly
Aloof
Mean
Intimidating
Approachable
Confident
Quiet
Loud
Popular [according to other people o_o]
Different
Alone
Artistic
Creative
Smart
Musical
Loved
Hyperactive
Lethargic
Rebellious
Scary [LOL, I am pretty fucked up]
Silly
Funny
Fun
Polite
Rude
Outspoken
Honest
Gullible
Miserable
Selfish
Happy
Depressed
Desperate
Lonely
Ambitious
Nonchalant
Affectionate
Romantic
Loving
Generous

In my spare time I like to…
Use the internet
Use myspace/facebook etc
Talk on msn/aim
Draw
Paint
Photoshop
Be artistic in other ways
Write poetry
Write stories
Write blogs/journals/diaries
Hang out with friends/boyfriend/family
Go out to eat
Play sports
Play an instrument
Sing
Church
Read
Walk
Play with pets
Walk pets [if I still had my dog…]
Surveys [if I’m incredibly bored]
Camera whore
Dance
Drink
Smoke
Hug/cuddle
Ice skate
Rollerblade
Shop
Watch TV
Watch movies at home
Go to the cinema
Go to the beach
Sunbathe
Go to the gym/exercise
Photography
Drive
Sleep
Relax

In school my favorite subjects were/are…
English language 
English literature
Languages
Social Studies
Business Studies
Maths [only algebra]
Biology
Chemistry
PE
History
Geography
Religious Education
Art
Graphic Design
Technology
Cookery/Home Ec
Music

I have these pets…
Dog [I had to]
Cat
Hamster
Rat
Mouse
Chinchilla
Fish
Tortoise
Rabbit
Guinea Pig
Snake
Spider
Other insect
Bird/budgie

My favorite colors are…
Black
White
Red
Green
Blue
Yellow
Pink
Purple
Orange
Brown
Maroon
Beige
Gray

I listen to this music…
Pop
Synthpop
80s
R’n’B
Rap
Hip Hop
Blues
Reggae
Jazz
Emo
Screamo
Hardcore
Punk
Goth
Metal
Rock
Rock’n’Roll
Electronica
Techno
Dance
House
Garage
Country [I like Johnny Cash o_o]

My style is…
Original/unique [my style depends on my mood honestly… I don’t really have a set style; it changes a lot]
Modern fashion
Casual
Sporty/Athletic
Emo
Scene
Punk
Goth/Gothic
Slutty
Gangsta
Skater
Hippie
Smart
Prep
Chav
Geeky
Not listed here

I love to wear…
Long dresses
Short dresses
Long skirts
Short skirts
Jeans
Hoodies
Cardigans
Sweaters/jumpers
Long-sleeved tops
Short sleeved tops
Sleeveless tops
Vest tops
Halter neck tops
Colorful clothing
Darker clothing
Stripes
Polka dots [NEVER]
Velvet
Corsets
Bodices
Jackets
Coats
Frills and lace
Revealing clothing
Cleavage enhancing tops
See-through clothing
Push up bras
Balcony bras
Normal bras
Sports bras
Padded bras
Thongs
French knickers
Normal underwear
Granny pants

I watch these kind of movies…
Action
Adventure
Black & White
Family/kid
Disney
Thriller
Tragedy
Horror
Psychological
Drama
Historical
Documentary
Fantasy
Science Fiction
Comedy
RomCom
Musical
Adult/Porn [teehee]
Animation
Christmas
Silent
War
Western
Crime
True life

My ideal guy/girl would be/have… [oh goddammit… alright, B for boy and G for girl, and if it applies to both I’ll just leave it bold]
Tall - B
Medium Height - B
Short - G
Blonde - G
Brunette
Red-haired - G
Blue eyes
Brown eyes
Green eyes
Hazel eyes
Good looking
Average looking
Facial hair
Long hair
Short hair
Medium length hair
Afro
Dreadlocks
Tanned
Pale
Thin
Medium build
Muscular
Bigger build
Athletic
Alternative
Emo
Goth
Prep
Casual/own style
Punk
Gangster
Scene
Surfer
Skater
Popular
Sociable
Outgoing
Not so outgoing
Quiet
Shy
Loud
Witty
Intelligent
Musical
Artistic
Sporty
Polite
Kind
Friendly
Affectionate
Romantic
Traditional/old-fashioned
Cool
Geeky
Different
Rebellious
Masculine [boy or girl, ALWAYS feminine ;D]

I like to eat…
Italian
Chinese
Indian
Mexican
Other
Vegetarian diet
Vegan diet
Meat
Fish
Vegetables
Fruit
Cheese
Yogurt
Pasta
Pizza
Rice
Tacos
Curry
Burger
Chips/fries
Crisps
Biscuits/cookies
Chocolate
Sweets
Ice cream
Bread
Cake
Cereal
Toast
Sandwiches

I like to drink…
Water
Tea
Coffee
Hot chocolate
Orange juice [I wish, but my acid reflux doesn’t like it]
Apple juice
Other juice
Milk
Iced tea
Milkshake
Coke
Pepsi
Sprite
Diet
Dr Pepper
Alcohol

I am scared of…
Heights
Closed spaces
Open spaces 
People
Serial killers
Rapists [there’s something about rape that turns me on a little…]
Rodents
Spiders/other insects
Illness/disease
Death
Losing loved ones
Fire
Water
Some animals
Getting lost
Rejection
Heartbreak
Commitment
Failure
The future
The past
Sex
Heaven/hell/afterlife
Loneliness
Violence
Relationships
Needles
Being fired
Doctors
Surgery
Dentists
Fish
Squids
Sharks
Blood
Depression

Reblogged from tumblr-bee

Reblogged from acuriosityofmine

(Source: acuriosityofmine)

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